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  • me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older

i honestly hope im still wearing band shirts when im 50 like i really dont wanna be that middle aged woman wearing brown sandals and khaki capris and a pink polo please god anything but that

(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway)

imagine a lip gloss that tastes like your favourite bandmate’s lips being invented

(Source: outtatheskies)

A boner is a terrible thing to waste.

(Source: nekrohoney)

delaw-re:

how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march

(Source: gaykarth)

  • mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
  • me:
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  • mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you

ieroglyphics:

someone take photoshop away from me nOW

(Source: sombriero)